• Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

(via emilykate78)

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via sniffing)

fvming:

Imagine waking up and being hot

(Source: fvming, via sexinjury)

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

I vibrate? What kind of boys do you have that don’t vibrate? You must have the old model or something

(via in-oceans-wake)

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

(via sorry)

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

(via cherry-bomb-omb)

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

(Source: kawaii-yaois, via sandbanana)

thcure:

me trying to quit smoking would be like… me trying to not be gay….or like… ttrying to make the sky green

(via hickeygirl)

uncorpse:

dark/pale/glow here

uncorpse:

dark/pale/glow here

(Source: americanapparel, via sicknymphet)

notmysecret:

OH GOD PLEASE THIS.

notmysecret:

OH GOD PLEASE THIS.

(Source: dvspute, via cherry-bomb-omb)